I have done it. I took my 4 sentence song about toby being a showgirl.. and i've changed it into a full blown song involving everyone who went to megan's party. you won't get half the jokes unless you were there, but for everyone who was there.. you'll love me forever. To the tune of copa cobana.. it is...
The Radler's Attic His name was Toby
He was a showgirl
With red ribbons in his hair
And his dress cut down to there
Has emo glasses
Likes other guys asses
He came into school today
Wore a scarf because he's gay
When Chris approaches he's
On the ground on his knees
Toby sees him, snaps his fingers
And says "A laté please!"
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
He's a phillipino guy
With a twinkle in his eye
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Close friends and fudge stains
New pole dancing skills gained
At the Radler's
His name was Edward
He was a pimp
He kept on staying on the couch
Girls attracted to his slouch
They cuddled closely
Took lots of photos
But when spin the bottle came around
He was nowhere to be found
He was a crazy slut
Just got a new haircut
But when Toby gave him a lapdance
His resolve was cut
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
He's a crazy genius pimp
Everyone says he's a gimp
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Brielle and Katie
And Schreiner.. well maybe
At the Radler's...
His name was Tessmer.
He has a girlfriend.
Can't get far without a fight
But his balls will drop tonight
He somehow got lost
En route to John's house
Him and Andrew drove away
Everyone thought they were gay
And thanks to Aerosmith
His girlfriend he got with
And finally, them kissing
Was not just a myth!
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
He has a stupid railroad hat
And he's definately not fat.
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
"Don't wanna miss a thing"
Piano man we did sing
At the Radler's...
His name was Derek
He had a jew-fro
Super Smash Bros. he did play
Saw some crazy shit today.
He played Rob Zombie
We said "no fuck off"
When he suggested MCR
Gehrum said "i'll hit you with a car"
He has mad curly hair
Lost his virginity there.
When toby humped his leg he screamed
"I'll fight you with a prayer!"
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
He was wearing a fleece of black
Watch out, fudge fondue attack
At the Radler's
--cut music out-- wait.. derek is too christian to do shit... next person -- cue music
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At the Radlers...
Her name was Megan
It was her birthday
Had the party at her house
She didn't know that't we'd arouse
It got mad crazy
She straddled Lisa.
The music she had was sub-par
But with each other we got far
We had oodles of fun
Lapdance for everyone
Common sense, morals, behavior
We all had none!
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Got a cactus, what the fuck?
Super smash bros. tried her luck
At the Radlers's
The Radler's Attic
Groping and orgies and game tokens? oh please,
At the Radlers...
His name was Gehrum
And he just sat there
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At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
His parents forced him to go there
He sat in the computer chair
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Drinks soda the john way
"Oh god why did i stay"
At the Radlers...
His name was Danny,
He brings us drugs.
He has really really long hair
It got the most action there
His hair is sexy
It kissed brielle
Sings piano man and sways
Sticks his thumbs out and goes "eyyy"
We love him cuz he's cool
Brings drugs inside the school
People ask him from some drugs and he's like
"Step off fool"
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
He won't dance but what the hell
He can sing shit pretty well
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Kisses and laughter
Bad thoughts and dreams after
going to the Radlers...
Her name was Christine.
She was a Junior.
Danced to every single song
Kept us jumpy all night long
Gave megan monkies.
The uber present.
Got a blanket for her too.
"It's soft" and fuzzy! cool.
Chained herself to her friends
Excitement never ends
And her clothes they're just so random
Brand new fashion trends!
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic.
Couch orgies are so fun
But the fun has just begun
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Alex and Andrew,
You know what they must do..
At the Radler's...
His name was Andrew.
He was the man guy.
Megans boyfriend, alex too?
He swings that way? never knew.
Drove off with alex
got "lost" on the way.
Johns house was just a ploy
For him to get out with a boy.
Super Smash Brothers? why,
He belongs on Queer Eye.
Sorry Andrew, but maybe next time
You won't pick that guy.
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic.
Has a car but what the hell,
Doesn't drive it very well.
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic.
"Have you kids been drinking"
You speeded off winking
At the Radler's...
Her name was Katie
She had a camera.
Took pictures all night long
She's the hero in this song.
Because of her now,
We'll keep these memories.
Never ever forget this night,
At least not without a fight.
She was on the couch too
Part of the pimping crew
With Ed and Brielle she sat there,
Took crazy photos too..
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Cought John and Toby in the act
You can prove it was a fact
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
She'll be up there always
When Piano Man plays
At the Radler's...
Her name was Lisa
She was the "cute girl"
Megans relatives think you're cute
But don't worry we love you too.
Played spin the bottle,
But didn't go too far.
Had a great time with her friends,
Hope these friendships never end.
Marshmallows, fudge fondue
We all perverted you.
You'll always have these nightmares,
Don't worry we will too!
From the Radler's
The Radler's Attic.
Saw John's soda, what the hell?
Now you can drink like that as well.
At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
Lisa was beggin
for more love from Megan
At the Radler's...
Her name was Andreaa,
She's just like gehrum.
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At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
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At the Radler's
The Radler's Attic
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At the Radler's...
***My creative edge exploded, and Anne is about to explode. So i'm going to save Brielle and my own verse until my creative edge comes back so they don't sound liek 100% crap. maybe only 60%.***
-------Extra Edit Verse------------
Her name was Anne.
She was a Sacco.
Wanted me to write a verse
So I obliged, of course.
This verse is for her.
It's pretty random.
She twirls flags in marching band,
Gives the programmers a hand.
This verse is almost done.
This wasn't that much fun.
Just so she can comment,
I'm not writing another one.
At the..
wait.
Anne wasn't there.
Screw this.
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